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The Running of the Bull’s The day I nearly got hit by the biggest bull in the world. It started with two and a half men,the two men were my big bulk brother Hamish Hammond the best brother in the world. The other man was my dad the best framer in Greytown. The half man was me Joe Hammond. The two and a half men were just checking on the sheep and then the stock was in the wrong paddock. So when we were finished with the big fluffy sheep,we started to move the stock to the other paddock ,I was counting 2,4,6,10,20 but there was one missing. We looked everywhere but we could not it. After we found it me and Hamish had to cross the creek and get this big evil bull. You could see its huge red gleaming eyes looking at us if it was going to charge at us. So I crossed the creek first ,the looked at me, so I stopped for a second .SPLASH! My brother pushed me in to the creek and he was trying to get passed.My dad gave me a white stick so if the bull was running at me ,I could hit it.I hopped out of the creek and went on to dry land .Suddenly the bull was running at me, i didn’t know what to do. So I grabbed the stick and hit the ground, so the bull stopped. I hit the ground again it started to walk the other way. I hit the ground one more time and the stick broke in half.

We finally got the bull out and put them in with the other stock. We went home and I had a big glass of cold water.

A Funny Story By Dan And Joefish! One stormy day the Evil Father Christmas was out fishing in a toilet in the middle of the sea. The waves were choppy and giant walls of foam rose above him like a rearing horse. The suddenly he felt a tug, then another tug, he reeled it in. It was a chicken riding a bike with fifteen wheels.

Then sudenly the line snapped. The fisherman jumped and grabbed it, forgetting he was tied to a life line. He grabbed the line and tied it to himself, he then realised he was still connected. The toilet lent over and then capsized and sunk to the bottom of the sea. The chicken got tired and gave up pedaling and decided to help the Evil Father Christmas.

This was a bad idea, because an underwater tidal wave hit them at full speed and broke the life line connecting the Evil Father Christmas to the ship. Together they swam the uneven surface and gasped for air before the next wave hit them.

They stayed out at sea for more than an hour, before they were saved by the famous baby flying on a mouse to the moon. They flew away and got dropped off at the South Pole where the Evil Santa ate the chicken. He later died because the Santa had poisoned the chicken.

Ian meets Jim-Bob! There was a man with short dark hair, about four foot high,with a medium build. This man is in his 40’s and is the 2nd richest man that lives. This man is called Ian. He was driving in the beautiful city London going where he goes every day. The gym. Suddenly he heard a gun shoot. He looked around to see where it had come from. Suddenly he saw two people with ski masks running out of the bank. Out side of the bank a plumping van was waiting for them. They drove off like lightning. As they turned the corner, Ian thought to him self. I should go after them, I am a retied cop. So Ian drove after them. As he caught up he noticed what road he was on, they were on Rich St. The richest of the rich live here and Ian was one of them. The van put the blinker on to go right. As they turned into a house next door to Ian’s house. Ian knew who live there but never meet him face to face.

The two people ran inside with the money in the a bag. Ian looked at them to see what they looked like. One of them was a small skinny man and the other one was plump size as tall as a NBA Basket baller and you could see his builder crack. So Ian went in side and watched the TV. Straight away a news clip was on, saying “ If you know anything about a robbery today let the Police force know asap thanks”. Ian looked outside the window and saw the to men with the money flying over their heads.

Ian had to put a stop to this so he picked up the while watching them closely. Then he notice that one of the people is his nephew. He was so shocked that he fainted. As he walked over to the house and knocked on the door. Ian waited there e for five minutes to find him self at gun point. ” What do you want” a big deep voice said. Ian told him I want my nephew back. But the shut the door on him. So Ian walked back to his house to find his nephew on the couch. Ian asks him “Where have you been”?. His nephew Alex tells him that he has been at his friend s house for the last couple of hours”. Ian coughed like he had knew where he actually was.

It was Seven o'clock in the evening and the news was t.v. Ian’s adopted son Josh was cooking and Ian and Alex was watching the news. The funny thing was each time the robbery was mentioned Alex run to his room. Wen they were eating their dinner Ian said I have to call the cps because I know who robbed the bank to day. Alex moved closer to Ian as if they were playing a game. “It was the man next door.” Ian said. Alex said “ Jimbob?” “How do you know?” asked Josh. “I was a witness.” he said. So he rang the cops and tolled every thing.

In the end Alex confessed and did 500 hours community service. Jimbob went to jail for 6 years. That is the story of How Ian Meet Jimbob.

By Joe hammond.